Whenever I come across a new coffee shop, I follow these four truths to coffee success.
1. If there is a chai latte on the menu, order the chai latte. No questions asked.
2. Always get your caffeinated drink extra hot with extra room at the top if you’re on the go. I’ve learned the hard way.
3. If the barista is cute take your time ordering, but beware the line of threatening customers behind you. People who haven’t had their caffeine in the morning are violent.
4. One Splenda is not enough and three is too many.
Music Choice: “Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop” by Landon Pigg. This song makes me want to cry. Who doesn’t want to fall in love surrounded by the greatest creation on Earth (coffee and cute men)?