NYC Homeless People vs. SF Homeless People

NYC Homeless People                           

  • All they want is a case of beer
  • Make friends with rats
  • Sleep in alleys and side streets
  • Talk to themselves
  • Get to walk around Central Park all day (this is a good thing, right?)

 San Francisco Homeless People

  • Willing to sing/dance for weed
  • Make music out of garbage and coat hangers
  • Sleep on the MUNI and have no problem relieving their bodily functions there either
  • Talk (harass) to others
  • Homeless because they are experimenting, creating a documentary or “backpacking”
  • Accompanied by a zoo of animals

I obviously know more about the homeless who reside in San Francisco than NYC so if I am wrong please leave your comments in the box right here -> ________. Oh wait. That’s not a box. Oh well.

Music Choice: “Sick Muse” – Metrics. I’ve recently been told to listen to this album. I should be told what to do more often.

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  1. Pingback: DO YOU GIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE MONEY? | Pukirahe's Blog

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