What You Don’t Know About The Instagram Selfie

Sometimes, I find myself accidentally knowing too much about a person’s life via their Instagram selfies (a word now part of the Oxford Dictionary family. Pathetic). Depending on where they take their selfie, I know if they made their bed that morning, the size of their living room, their preference of shampoo, if their dog was fed, and what mom is cooking for dinner. The selfie is the internet window and I am someone hiding in your tree. Make sure your bathroom mirrors are clean and there isn’t poop in your toilet.

Music Choice: “Waterfalls” – TLC. Made in 1994, the coolest year ever because that was the year I was brought into the world. DON’T GO CHASING WATERFALLS.

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