Simple Steps to Get the Perfect Six Pack

1) Get out of bed and blast your favorite music.

2) Wear the best workout clothes you have. Oversized t-shirts are CRAP.

3) Have a cold bottle of water waiting for you in the fridge.

4) Get in your car and drive to the nearest convenience store.

5) Go to the back fridge.

6) Pull out a case of Pumpkin Ale (in spirit of the season)

7) Pay.

8) Chug.

You have now successfully gained the perfect six pack! I would advise you to visit Germany, but that is the expensive alternative.

Music Choice: “Harder, Better, Faster” – Daft Punk. A French and funky band. France is near Germany.. You see what I did there?..


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