The Lord of the Fries

Why is America so large? Not only is the continent fucking huge but the people in it as well. No wonder sea levels are rising.. the people are weighing America down! Americans like extra large and double scoops. Healthy food is twice as expensive than that McDonalds shit we consume and since Americans are too busy spending money on WiiFit and paying taxes the crappy food is all that’s affordable! Go for a run that’s outside and not stimulated by your television, even if it’s around the block, cook your own meals, realize that a small is all you need and next time you order at a restaurant be mindful of your portions and split that shit into eighths.

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