In light of this holiday season of celebrating taking the land from our natives and eating until we go numb (typical Americans), I’ve really thought about what I’m thankful for this year. Happy Thanksgiving ya filthy animal. Don’t get too fat or Santa will bring you coal!
Mi familia (Cliché), except when they go in my room without asking or ask too many questions
A running toilet
screaming “FUCK” when I feel like it and not getting arrested. (a.k.a freedom of speech)
6 year olds with big mouths
any form of music
coffee and the Keurig machine for their ability to transform my morning persona
Wine and the excessive amount we have of it.
John Mayer’s parents’ horny honeymoon stage
people who think being funny is more important in life than being serious
people who thought writing things down and making books was a good idea.’Twas.
high waisted shorts because HALLELUJAH
Ellen DeGeneres, my favorite lesbian
the dictionary in alphabetical order
my mom’s pancakes
My two best friends Lauren and Simone (sappy sap sap)
being single this year
chocolate chip cookies and non fat milk.. together.
Seth Rogan and James Franco’s friendship
puppies and kittens and cute wittle animals