My Blurbs

Hello! Finally, you’ve made it! Welcome to my blurb!

Gah, I’ve been waiting for you for like, ever.

Can you pass the toilet paper?

Are you looking for excitement? Inspiration? Exhilaration?

Well, I don’t know where you can find those things,

but here is my blurb.

If you’re wondering, “Who the hell is this girl?” don’t worry,

I’m wondering the same thing.

Here’s what I know so far:

I like to dress myself in the morning.

I drink my coffee with a side of coffee.

I like the smell of a new book.

I like flowers and I like everyone, really.

Cute boys, especially.

Are you cute?

Yes?

Hi.

I do this for fun.

It may or may not be a wise decision for my

future career as a journalist/writer/social media specialist/adult extraordinaire,

but I guess we’ll see whether I’ll be living large or living on the

corner of Powell and Market St.

This is an act of rebellion.

Twitter’s restrictions to relay an intelligent thought in 140 characters

has caused me to take action. I have a lot of big words to use

and thoughts to share for such a small girl.

You will see.

I will give you fair warning.

I go through phases like the moon.

My music taste is quite unusual and diverse.

I say cheesy things.

We’ll see how long this lasts…

My name is Clarissa and now you get to know what goes on

in this mind of mine.

Music Choice: “I Am A God” – Kanye West In honor of my new site, I chose the most arrogant song out there created by the most arrogant man. You go, Kanye.